Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Pyromancer by Amanda Young

Christian Ryder is rich and lonely -- and a pyromancer. When the people around him keep dying, he forgoes personal attachments. The thought of his pyromancy hurting anyone else isn't something he's willing to risk.

Tanner O'Bannon is broke and desperate. The recent loss of his father has thrown Tanner into a tailspin of debt he can't afford to pay. Working as a rent boy allows him to pay the mortgage and his college tuition, but it's eroding his soul in the process.

Through the machinations of Male Companions -- the escort agency for which Tanner works -- the men are thrown together. Smoldering embers of desire fan the flames of love, but will it be enough to make Christian overcome his fear of love, or to save Tanner from the fire?

Only one thing is certain; both men will burn.

Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content, graphic language, and situations that some readers may find objectionable: Male/male sexual practices (anal/oral sex), violence.


Pyromancer is available at Loose Id. Congrats, Amanda!!!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Christmas Vacation...Christmas Vacation...

Your Christmas is Most Like: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Christmas is a big, boisterous event at your place.
And no matter what, something hilarious usually happens.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

I Did Sing This Once...Third Grade...

Your Christmas Song Is

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

Gee, if I could only
Have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."

At Christmas, you are a happy soul who's easy to please.
You're biggest concern is making those around you smile.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

S-U-C-C-E-S-S!!

I completed my 50 Book Challenge for 2007. Last year, I read 52 books. The year's still young though so I may end up reading a couple more before the 31st. I also started and stopped about 10 books, which I really hate doing, and this list doesn't include any book I edited and/or read for a submission. Go me! I'm looking forward to reading 50 books in 2008 too!

1 -- Cassandra, Lost

2 -- Haunted

3 -- My Life as a Furry Red Monster

4 -- Lover Revealed

5 -- Take On Me

6 -- The Nymph King

7 -- Coming Undone

8 -- Parallel Seduction

9 -- Poison Study

10 -- On Agate Hill

11 -- Magic Study

12 -- Wild, Wicked and Wanton

13 -- Gentle's Holler

14 -- Bras and Broomsticks

15 -- All Together Dead

16 -- Karma Girl

17 -- The Amber Room

18 -- Undead and Uneasy

19 -- Soul Song

20 -- The True and Outstanding Adventures of the Hunt Sisters

21 -- Risking it All

22 -- Once Around the Track

23 -- Under the Rose

24 -- Hog Wild

25 -- The Boys Next Door

26 -- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - reread

27 -- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

28 -- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

29 -- She Did a Bad, Bad Thing

30 -- The Raven Prince

31 -- Underneath it All

32 -- Eclipse

33 -- Hard and Fast

24 -- The Leopard Prince

35 -- Thirty Nights with a Highland Husband

36 -- Riding the Storm

37 -- The Off Season

38 -- The Serpent Prince

39 -- The Naked Truth

40 -- For Lust or Money

41 -- An Ice Cold Grave

42 -- Louisiana's Song

43 -- Bloodfever

44 -- Tall, Dark and Filthy Rich

45 -- Hot Mama

46 -- No Holding Back

47 -- No Regrets

48 -- Troy: Lord of the Silver Bow

49 -- All She Really Wants for Christmas

50 -- Troy: Shield of Thunder

Monday, December 17, 2007

Monday Meme

You Should Have a White Christmas Tree

For you, the holidays represent joy and sprituality.
The true meaning of Christmas is important to you - even if you're not religious.

The holidays are a time of reflection for you.
You like to spend time thinking about what's important in life.

Your white tree would look great with: Bright, bold ornaments

You should spend Christmas Eve watching: The Nativity Story

What you should bake for Santa: Sugar cookies - served up with a tall glass of milk

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Hmmm...

Something about Twilight struck a chord with me. I don't remember what exactly (because I've slept since then) but the notion, the idea, was interesting. Maybe it was the cover that drew me in.

Regardless, I slapped it on my Christmas list.

When my wonderful husband bought it for me, I devoured the book. Up until that point, I hadn't read in a long time. Oh, I'd check out books from the library or buy some occasionally. I didn't catalog or make lists or wait with breathless anticipa...tion for books to be released as I do now. For me to be so obsessed with the book to the point of tears (yes, I cried at several places), well, the book's gotta be a keeper.

Then I read New Moon. Still an emotional journey until Bella went to Rome. I closed the book and shelved it feeling "eh."

Eclipse hit the shelves. I was tentative, naturally. Especially given my OMG-I-cannot-speak-in-logical-sentences-because-I'm-blubbering-due-to-tears-of-something-and-the-baby-is-totally-fine-I'm-the-one-who-is-bawling that was Twilight while feeling "Huh, okay..." about New Moon.

But I read it anyway.

What's brought on this introspection? Well, the Twilight movie has been cast. (I snagged this mock-up poster from one of my friends who snagged it from one of her friends.)



Since I haven't been following the discussions and hypotheses on whom to cast in such-and-such role(s), I'm not overly obsessed. Do these actors look like my mental images of Bella and Edward? Nope.

First of all, Edward (Robert Pattinson aka Cedric Diggory of Harry Potter fame) isn't lithe enough. I always imagined Edward as beautiful yes, but thin and mysterious, wraith-like. The Bella (Kristen Stewart) in my mind was someone who almost faded into the shadows, average, every day looking. Edward would *have* to be prettier than she.

I shouldn't complain. Eric Bana looks nothing like how I imagined Henry from The Time Traveler's Wife. Will that stop me from seeing the moving? Um, no. And I'm sure Cecelia Ahern didn't envision a (mostly) American cast for P. S. I Love You, but Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Harry Connick, Jr., *and* Gerard Butler (who isn't an American though I did say mostly) -- I'm there!!

Of course, I also wonder if Twilight will begin production in February because of the writers' strike.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Already On My List

Thanks to Publishers Lunch, these two books are already on my To Be Read list, and they're not even published yet!!

Mark Childress's GEORGIA BOTTOMS, about a genteel Southern lady who is sleeping, in rotation, with six of the town's leading citizens; she takes a break on Sundays, to Asya Muchnick at Little, Brown, by Henry Dunow at Dunow, Carlson & Lerner (NA).

John Grisham's brother Mark Grisham and David Donaldson's BEDLAM SOUTH, a historical novel of the Civil War and the events at Wingate Asylum (Bedlam South) under the command of a sadistic captain, revealing an often neglected aspect of the War as related to the characters in the plot, to Tom Dwyer at Borders Group, for publication in 2008, by James Schiavone at Schiavone Literary Agency (world).
profschia@aol.com

Thirteen Silver Moons by Lyra Marlowe




Young, pretty, and sexually inexperienced, Joy yearns to know true passion. The prim and proper Ladies who have raised her in their orphanage say that sex is dirty, men are disgusting, and elves are the most sinful creatures in the world. But Joy is eager, over-ripe, and sure they must be wrong.

A handsome, lusty sailor promises to answer Joy's every question with sexual passion. But when they are caught just short of consummation, he abandons her and Joy is driven from her home by the scandal.

Joy is rescued from a frozen death by Aidan Clark, a prosperous silversmith. The craftsman gives her shelter in his spartan home and offers her employment as his housekeeper. He asks nothing more, but Joy -- still curious and still a frustrated virgin -- insists on sharing his bed. The results are shockingly brief and deeply disappointing.

Bek, a breathtaking coal-eyed elf, turns his seductive interest on Joy. She is deeply tempted, but determined not to disgrace Aidan. To her great outrage -- and greater secret delight -- the men come to an arrangement. Joy will meet with Bek on every full moon night for one year, in the hopes that she will bear his child. Aidan will receive a bag of rare elven silver for her 'services'.

Sex with Bek is everything Joy had hoped for -- sensuous, inventive, unrestrained, and deeply fulfilling. Her mundane life as Aidan's servant and companion is equally satisfactory. But when Joy begins to fall in love with kindly Aidan, her heart will no longer let her body be shared. She must learn the dark secrets of Aidan's sexual past to help him overcome his shame. And she must use everything she's learned from her elven lover to turn Aidan into the love and lover she truly desires.

Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content, graphic language, and situations that some readers may find objectionable:. Masturbation, ménage (dream sequence), group sex (orgy), voyeurism.


Thirteen Silver Moons available at Loose Id. Congrats, Lyra!!!

Monday, December 10, 2007

The Phantom Watch

My watch battery died on Thursday. I kept it on because, gosh, I haven't taken that watch off since my husband gave it to me...um...several years ago. I can't remember where we were living at the time which would help me determine what Christmas I received it as a present. Regardless, the watch never leaves my arm.

Until Saturday.

I got tired of it saying 12:20 and being incorrect. Here's where my husband would interject that I keep my watch set some minutes ahead so it's technically always incorrect, then I'd be forced to argue that just because all the clocks in our house say one time doesn't make them any more correct and he'd interrupt me by saying that setting my watch ahead doesn't help me because I *know* the time is incorrect so why can't I just set the damn watch to the correct time, then I'd say...

Where was I? Oh yes, my watch!!

When I noticed on Thursday, I screamed, "You can't be dead!" The battery died a couple of years ago too. So I screamed, "You can't be dead!" Lo and behold -- it started working. Of course, it couldn't be truly dead since I revived it by screaming. Then again, I woke my cat from a heat-induced coma by screaming and I collected a ton of beads at Mardi Gras by screaming.

Wait, that was due to my cleavage. Back to my watch.

Today, I'm shaking my arm every now and then to force my watch back to my wrist. Then I remember it's a phantom watch.

Phantom watches are very irritating, just in case you were curious.

Monday, December 3, 2007

December Already???

This year has flown by! Seems like just yesterday it was August. *sigh* The year never went this fast when I was a kid.

Not much is new with me (except the blog template). My son, mother-in-law and I decorated some Christmas cookies yesterday. We'd never done that before. My son C was in love with the flour. He'd scoop it into his cupped hands then clap. He got more flour on his clothes, hair, and the kitchen floor than on the bread board. That's okay -- he had a good time, which is very important.

I'm four books away from having read 50 books this year. If memory serves, I started and stopped about 8. Of course, the 50 doesn't include any of the books I've edited or manuscripts I've read. I have one-fourth remaining on David Gemmell's Lord of the Silver Bow then I plan to read something romance-y. Hopefully, Santa (or his elves) will bring me all the books on my Christmas list.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Warrior's Paradise by Cara Carnes

Shana came to Paradise to play, but that's not why she stays. Shana borrowed her adoptive sister's talisman to fulfill her sexual desires in Paradise. She didn't expect to find herself restrained and at the mercy of the most gorgeous man she'd ever seen. All he wants is her complete surrender -- and the one thing she can't give him: the identity of her sister.

Lucian, one of the mightiest warriors of Mysk, will do whatever he must to get Shana to submit -- in every way. The more she resists, the more determined he becomes, only her surrender is not enough. Now he finds his duty fueled by hunger to have her for his own.

Shana's more than willing to give herself, but there's the small matter of her loyalties. She can only stay in Paradise as a warrior's mate. And to become Lucian's mate, she will need to pass two terrible ordeals that lead her through her darkest sexual fantasies and beyond.

Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content, graphic language, and situations that some readers may find objectionable: Mild bondage, group oral sex, voyeurism.


Now available at Loose Id. Congratulations, Cara!!!

Monday, November 26, 2007

Redecorating

Every now and then, I like to redecorate. It's one of those wild hairs that sprout from time to time; luckily, I didn't have to spend any money redecorating my template.

Okay, back to work now.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving!



I hope everyone has an awesome Thanksgiving (or Thursday -- depending on your location).

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

When You Say Nothing At All

In the publishing world, rejections happen. They are inevitable. What I'd like to suggest when you receive one is walk away. Log out of your email. Drink a Coke. Eat a brownie.

No matter how great the temptation, please, please, please don't reply to the editor and belittle their opinion, curse the gods of moneymaking, curse the editor, mention you're the next best thing in e-publishing, or any of the thousand other responses you could have (and are rightfully feeling).

No one likes to be rejected -- no one! Regardless if the rejection is from a potential love interest, employer, or e-publisher, that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt your feelings or make you mad. I understand; I sympathize.

But, if you must reply, simply say "Thank you," and return to your Coke and brownie.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Reading Review

I finished Book #43 of my 50 Book Challenge last night. (Bloodfever by Karen Marie Moning, if anyone's curious.) That leaves me with 7 weeks to finish 7 books. I think I can do it. Here's what I have to choose from on my immediate TBR pile:















Tuesday, November 6, 2007

You Don't Say...

In a fit of writing last week (I wrote 2,700 words -- in one day. A new record. Hell, a record period), I jumped over to Wikipedia for some quick research material.

And did you know you can find almost anything there? It's amazing. Now, I'm not suggesting all of the information you're looking for on your subject will be true, but wow.

That's what I love about the internet. You need to know something, anything, and the information is literally at your fingertips.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Monday Meme

In honor of my 50 Books in 2007 challenge:

What Kind of Reader Are You?
Your Result: Dedicated Reader

You are always trying to find the time to get back to your book. You are convinced that the world would be a much better place if only everyone read more.

Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm
Literate Good Citizen
Fad Reader
Book Snob
Non-Reader
What Kind of Reader Are You?
Create Your Own Quiz

Thursday, November 1, 2007

This Won't Do. What's the Matter with You?

Instead of Peter Pan trying to remember how to fly, I'm talking to my body here. I'm recovering from an illness yet again. Not just any illness though -- strep throat. I felt so horrible, I actually went to the doctor.

:shock:

When my son was tee-tiny, he brought home every illness known to babies. And passed 'em all on to me. Hand, foot, and mouth disease? Yep. Some virus which induces projectile vomit? You betcha.

Surprisingly, my sweet boy didn't (and hopefully won't) have strep; neither does anyone in our family. So where I received this mystery strain is beyond me. All I know is it kicked my ass and forced me to the doctor. For that alone, I hate it.

Until I turned 12, I spent a lot of time in my pediatrician's office. A lot. For a variety of illnesses, usually related to strep throat or too much snot pouring out one of my orifices. One time in the third grade, I was so violently ill, I actually broke a blood vessel in my eyeball. That takes skill, folks.

But this latest grapple with strep, well, it way-laid me for three days. I did nothing except sleep, drink orange juice, and watch General Hospital. Of course, I can't remember what happened on General Hospital thanks to some awesome antibotics, but I'll take swallowing over remembering who Sonny Corinthos is trying to kill any day.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Mish-Mash

Fall is one of my favorite times of the year, and I SO thankful we're finally seeing fall weather. I swear, I thought it would be summer until December. That's just not natural, folks. Of course, today I'm wearing a sweater and roasting! Ugh.

What have I been up to? Editing. Reading. (I finished An Ice Cold Grave by Charlaine Harris last week and started No Regrets by Shannon K. Butcher today.) Interestingly enough, writing.

I've been working on several short stories in my spare time. And while I like the characters and storylines, it's like pulling teeth to get anything down on paper. It's beyond frustrating. Then yesterday, when I should have been working at my day job, inspiration struck. I had a name, a face, a specific occupation ... and I rolled with it. Hello, Writer Jana! We haven't seen each other in several months. Nice to know you're not on a permanent vacation!!

This is the point where I should say I'm participating in the 70 Days of Sweat challenge or NaNoWriMo. I should; I know I should. Days like yesterday don't happen for me. Do I wish they would? Hell yeah. My fingers couldn't type fast enough to keep up with my brain. It was amazing!

But (you knew it was coming) word counts stifle my progress.

I'm obsessed with word count, so obsessed in fact, that I check my total after almost every paragraph. I didn't do that yesterday, well, at least until I'd finished the chapter. Then I made a noise and said, "That's all?"

It's difficult to untrain myself from checking the word count. I've been doing it for months and months, so to think I have written 1000 words when I usually have about half that, it makes me feel like Charlie Brown and that damn football. I'm never going to kick it!




However, despite my freak-outs and the fact I failed so miserably during the first 70 Days challenge, I'm doing it again. Wish me luck!!! I will kick that stupid football, I will!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Movie Meme

[01] — Look up TEN of your favorite movies on IMDB.
[02] — Click the "trivia" link in the sidebar.
[03] — Post a fun and random bit of trivia from each film.
[04] — Tag five people.


1: Gone With the Wind
Olivia de Havilland always meticulously researched her roles. As she had not yet had a baby in real life, she visited a maternity hospital to study how various women coped with the stresses of childbirth for the scene where Melanie has her baby. Off-camera, the scene's director, George Cukor, would occasionally pinch her toes to make her feel pain. [Since this is my most favorite movie ever, I'd always heard Cukor twisted de Havilland's ankle when he wanted her to have a contraction.]

2: Dirty Dancing

The lake practice scene was filmed at Lake Lure in the mountains of North Carolina in October. There are no close-ups because the actors were so cold that their lips were blue.

3: The Last of the Mohicans

One of the reasons Michael Mann decided to shoot the film in North Carolina instead of New York was that he felt the woods of North Carolina looked more like the old-growth forests of the Adirondacks, which still show evidence of logging during the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Many of the scenes were shot at Biltmore, George Vanderbilt's North Carolina estate; the forest in the estate was carefully planned and planted about 100 years ago.

4: The Royal Tenenbaums

Although the exteriors were largely shot in New York, Wes Anderson intentionally avoided virtually all shots of skyscrapers or other distinctive New York landmarks. In one scene, Royal and Pagoda are talking in Battery Park (on the southern tip of Manhattan) and Anderson intentionally had Kumar Pallana (Pagoda) stand directly in front of the Statue of Liberty so it wouldn't show up in the shot.

5: That Thing You Do!

Tom Hanks named the beach band (Capn' Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters) after two seafood restaurants near Beaufort, SC, where many scenes in Forrest Gump were filmed. Capt. Geech's was on Lady's Island, but is now closed. The Shrimp Shack is still open for business on St. Helena Island.

6: Forrest Gump

With every transition of Forrest's age, one thing remains the same- in the first scene of each transition he wears a blue plaid shirt.

7: The Godfather

The presence of oranges in all three "Godfather" movies indicates that a death or or an assassination attempt will soon happen. Tessio plays with an orange at the wedding. There is a bowl of oranges on Jack Woltz's table. Vito buys oranges right before he is shot. At the Commission meeting, bowls of oranges are placed in front of Don Tattaglia and Don Barzini. Vito dies after playing with a slice of orange in his mouth.

8: Steel Magnolias

Is shot in the small Louisiana town of Natchitoches. Reportedly, the filmmakers placed such a great strain on the locals, particularly those who volunteered to be extras, that several years later, when the film The Man in the Moon (1991) was shot in the same town, extras were difficult to find, as so many townspeople had been burned by the Steel Magnolias crew.

9: 9 to 5

In an interview with Isaac Mizrahi, Dolly Parton states that when she wrote the song, she used her long acrylic nails to create the beat to the theme song.

10: O Brother, Where Art Thou?

References to Homer's Odyssey:
- The names of George Clooney and Holly Hunter's characters (Ulysses and Penelope)
- one-eyed Big Dan as the Cyclops (blinded with a burning pole)
- the three girls by the river as the Sirens
- Ulysses' wife marrying someone else when he comes home
- the old-man disguise
- the changing of one of Ulysses' companions into an animal
- the Baptists as the Lotus-eaters
- the Ku Klux Klan has a rank of Grand (or Exalted) Cyclops
- they catch a ride on a hand-pumped railway that is being operated by a blind prophet, who tells them that they will not find the treasure they seek. The prophet character in the Odyssey was Teiresias, whom Odysseus consulted in the underworld when he needed information on how to get home again
- the movie theater scene as the trip through the Underworld
- Odysseus nearly drowned, but clings to a piece of wood
- Odysseus and Everett both reveal themselves by performing an act no one else could: Odysseus strings a special bow and fires it through seven rings; Everett sings "Man of Constant Sorrow" as only the leader of the Soggy Bottom Boys can "Pappy's" given name, Menelaus, is the same as the king who declared war on Troy in the first place
- the Latin equivalent of the Greek name Odysseus is Ulysses
- "Sing in me O Muse...”, the line at the beginning of the film, is the first line of the Odyssey -
the killing of the cattle of Helios by the "fools" in the Odyssey is mirrored by Baby Face Nelson shooting the cows
- every time Ulysses falls asleep something bad happens
- the song which plays throughout the movie is called "Man of Constant Sorrow", Odysseus means "man who is in constant pain and sorrow"
- Pappy's opposition for Governor's has the first name Homer
- when Ulysses first meets Big Dan in the restaurant there is a statue of Homer in the background
- There is a "Blind Bard" who pays the boys to "sing into his can". Homer was often (and probably erroneously) thought to be a blind bard who told his stories verbally to his students.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

WTF?

Gone With the Wind is my all-time favorite book. I've loved Scarlett since I was 16 years old, which is longer than I've loved anything that's still alive. I can, as my mother-in-law likes to mention, quote Gone With the Wind chapter and verse. (I also love the movie just as much as the book. For a book lover, that's unusual, in my opinion.)

So I'm flipping through my November RT magazine and am confronted by a full page color ad for Rhett Butler's People.

Swoon and die!

I understand the validity of keeping characters copyrighted, I do. But was nothing learned from Scarlett? I was introduced to Alexandra Ripley, who wrote some fairly decent books herself. Of course, I would have been happier had Ms. Ripley introduced original characters instead of taking her own characters and plugging them in as friends of Rhett's when Scarlett decides she's going to chase Rhett from Atlanta to Charleston to Kentucky to Ireland....

Is it wrong that after all my ranting I'm excited to read this book??

When Crack Attacks (or WTF -- Part 2)

I swore I wouldn't read about you again, Meredith Gentry. I swore it!! But I'll be damned if I don't want to read this:



Curse you, LKH!! Curse you!!!

Monday, October 1, 2007

Monday Meme

This cracked me up!!

You Are Apple Cider

Smooth and comforting. But downright nasty when cold.

Hello, World!

I'm alive. Thank goodness!!

Last week, I felt itchy throat begin. Wouldn't you know it by Wednesday, I was a zombie. I downed drugs, I drank orange juice, I missed work, I took naps.

And *cue theme* I feel better!! Yee haw!

Now if I could only have those 2 days back...

Monday Meme - The Grammar Edition

You Scored an A

You got 10/10 questions correct.

It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.
If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.
As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.
And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Here's Your Sign

Karen Scott's blog is well-known for pot-stirring. And yes, I read it weekly. Usually when I'm bored or during my lunch hour. She's good for gossip and trainwreck-i-ness in the publishing world. *shrugs* I also read TMZ -- daily -- for trainwreck-i-ness in Hollywoodland and abroad.

Anyway, an author's romantic suspense novel was rejected by Samhain Publishing. What does the author do? BLOGS about it! AND mentions the editor by name!! (BTW, Karen is questioning the use of a villan's POV in a novel, not whether the author made a error in judgment with her blog.)

If the internet has taught us nothing, one should always remember Google is King. Here's a tip (or two): If you send a submission my way, I'm going to Google you. If you have a blog, I'm going to read it. (I hope I'm not the only person who does that.)

I'm also finishing a novella which -- guess what -- starts with the villan's POV. But I LOVE this villan. So, I'm going to include his POV at least 3 times over the course of the novella. If my first-choice publisher rejects it, I'll be sad, yes. Then I'll send him somewhere else ... once I stop pouting.

Rejections suck. I receive 'em; I write 'em. Both sides of the coin are difficult to deal with. Seriously. Does that get easier? I don't know.

Everyone has an opinion. What works for one editor or agent may not work for another. Same goes for readers. Same goes for authors. Frustration, waiting, cruddy cover art, deadlines, and even drama are all part of the business. I think business may be what's forgotten in the equation. It's not personal; it's business. Of course, it is difficult to remember that mantra when something isn't going your way.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Getting Slammed

And I don't mean slam dancing, for those of us young enough to remember that mosh pit craze. My high school best friend and I participated on several occasions; I can't remember which one of us would be the first to get knocked out. Since I can't remember, I'm going to assume it was always me.

No, I'm talking about slammed with work. This week has been c-r-a-z-y, especially at my real life day job. Which means I'm brain dead when I get home. Which means I don't feel like doing any of the other jobs that must be done. And I'm woefully behind. I'll catch up, of course (this weekend, I'd imagine), but my To Do list makes me want to have a drink -- or several.

Friday, September 7, 2007

Attn. Ya Writers

From Nephele Tempest again.

Attention all YA writers:

In honor of the time of year, I'm am issuing a special, short-term invitation for YA authors to query me directly through this journal, on this thread. That means, you get to post a query to this thread for whatever YA project you want represented. You get to bypass the traditional Knight Agency submissions process and I will read and respond to all queries posted. Comments are being screened, so no one else will be reading your material, and I will respond to you by e-mail whether or not I wish to see more.

So, what am I looking for? All types of YA fiction, though I'm particularly in the market for some great urban fantasy. Please only query for projects that are completed. Also, please do not query on anything I've seen previously. New material only. In addition, if you wish to have your material reviewed by another member of the Knight Agency team (Deidre, Pamela, or Elaine), you should submit a standard query through normal channels, as I'm not going to be passing any of these queries along to my coworkers.

Please include the following:
~One paragraph summary of your project.
~One paragraph on you, your writing background, etc.
~Your name, title of work, and an e-mail address at which you can be reached.

If you have a web site, you can include the link, but I don't promise to visit. Please keep your queries to the list of items mentioned, and your paragraphs a reasonable length. (I won't keep reading endlessly, just because you forget the location of your return key.)

I haven't quite decided what or when my cut-off for this will be. In part it will depend on how many responses I get. It's safe to assume I'll leave this offer open for a week, which would mean you have until approximately 5 pm PT on Friday, Sept. 14th to post your query. However, I reserve the right to cut you all off if things get out of control before then. Regardless, I will edit the entry to keep you updated regarding the deadline.

So, go polish your query letters, and good luck!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Weasel Words

I snagged this little gem from Nephele Tempest. Like she says, it applies to every writer.

Go forth and learn!!!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Loose Id: Authors Wanted

Job Title:
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Salary:
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Background:
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Description:
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Monday, August 27, 2007

Monday Meme - Part 2







Which Psy-Changeling Hero Is For You?




Your Psy/Changeling Hero: Judd

Quiet, lethally contained and almost impossible to know, Judd Lauren is a Psy with incredible power. It will take one determined woman to melt this man of ice...but the rewards will be well worth the effort. Are you up to the challenge?Find out more about Judd and the series at www.nalinisingh.com
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Monday Meme

You Belong in Paris

Stylish and expressive, you were meant for Paris.
The art, the fashion, the wine!
Whether you're enjoying the cafe life or a beautiful park...
You'll love living in the most chic place on earth.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Not Like You Planned

Have you ever been writing, totally emersed in your character(s), and they do something that surprises you? I love moments like that. And because I like the surprises my character(s) can offer, I'm a terrible plotter. I have the framework for a story (and usually the ending) but other details, their journey...not so much.

That's also why I get frustrated when stories don't translate well from my brain to paper. Can you tell I'm in that kind of a pickle right now? I think I have a decent storyline, and it's not working out. It's the execution, or the voice -- something is wrong. I really need to invent a tape recorder for my mind.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Monday Meme

Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed

You're quick witted and fast to act.
You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion.
You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping.
Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.

Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!

Friday, August 17, 2007

Potty Training is For the Birds!

It's certainly not for my three-year-old, that's for sure.

He had been getting better so I'm not certain what's happened this week to knock him off track. It happens to everyone, I suppose. One of the problems is he doesn't say when he needs to go. He just goes in his Cars Pull-Ups.

#1 is fine and dandy for the potty. He's more than happy to aim and shoot. #2, not so much. When I ask him if he's doing #2, he looks shocked and horrified, like I've mortally wounded him. "Nooooo!" he'll scream. Then he runs away, usually to finish his business in private.

One of these days we'll hit the intended target, instead of his Cars Pull-Ups.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Thursday Already?

Ugh -- the year is flying by too quickly!! Before I know it, Christmas will be here! My husband is gearing up for fall -- his favorite season (college football, tailgating, and the like).

I've been busy: editing, home life, day job, etc. (not necessarily in that order). I've also been reading. Because I spend so much time staring at a computer screen (writing, editing, day job), I like to take as many opportunities as I can to try and save my eyesight! Check out The Book Geek to see what I've been reading. I've got to update my books here too. Bad Jana!!

Then there's writing. While I take Sweaty Sven and his challenge seriously, writing has definitely taken a backseat to the other things in my life. There are missed opportunities, sure (my lunch hour, for instance). Writing is important to me; it's just in last place right now!

It's times like these I wish I could clone myself.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Extreme Heat

I'm not talking about something I'm reading, editing, or possibly writing; I'm talking about the weather. It's too hot to move.

Had I lived in olden times where corsets, stays, and various layers of clothing were worn, I would die. Then again, in olden times, there were 4 seasons. We have summer and sorta winter. I'll be glad when winter arrives...in February.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Monday Meme

Everyone knew my name because I was a teacher's kid. :)

Popular Kid

In high school, everyone knew your name - even if you didn't know theirs.

In fact, your still skating by on your looks and charm. Nothing wrong with that!

Friday, August 3, 2007

Today's Your Birthday!

Not my birthday, my son's, who is 3 (or as he likes to repeat "Fee!!!"). He didn't want to go to preschool this morning because his dad's at home. Despite the tears, he enjoyed his Thomas the Train book (and didn't want to share with his school friend).

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Let's Have Some Fun

I snagged this from Jaci Burton who snagged it from Larissa Ione. Too funny to pass up.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current street name)
Ginger Turnberry

2. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of middle name)
JJo -- my middle name only has 2 letters!

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Jo Maryville

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom’s maiden)
HanJaHo

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The”, your favorite color, favorite drink)
The Purple Strawberry Dacquiri

7. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of your grandfathers)
Joseph Aud

8. FUTURISTIC NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne and the name of your favorite kind of shoes)
Beautiful Flipflops

9. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father’s middle name)
Jane Lynn

Monday, July 23, 2007

Monday Meme

You Belong in San Francisco

You crave an eclectic, urban environment. You're half California, half NYC.
You're open minded, tolerant, and secretly think you're the best.
People may dismiss you as a hippie, but you're also progressive, interesting, and rich!

Monday, July 9, 2007

It's Official -- I'm Crazy!

I signed up for Alison Kent's 70 Days of Sweat. There are several projects on my list, and because I'm a short writer, they all equal up to a little over 80,000 words.

FFP -- 20K
AP -- 20K
RoR -- 25K
??? -- less than 5K
RM -- 5K
TI -- 12K


Now, I understand the goal is to write 4-6 pages per day. Even in a zone, I've never done this. Perhaps I'm cheating, but I'm using these 70 days because I need a good Kick in the Ass when it comes to my writing. If I write on these projects consistently, maybe even complete a couple, I'll be mega happy.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Not Going to RWA? No problem!!

Not going to Nationals? Don't worry...Romance Divas is doing the next best thing!


Romance Divas announces the first annual "Not Going to Nationals Cyber Conference" from July 11-15, right on the forum. Best of all, it's FREE!

Just register for Romance Divas--membership is free, you just need to sign up!

www.romancedivas.com

If you have trouble with registration email night.diva.maria (at) gmail (dot) com

There will be workshops, Q&As, and giveaways each day. All you have to do is participate!!!!


Schedule:

July 11:
Workshop: PC Cast and Kristin Cast (topic TBA)PCCast.net
Q&A: Erotic romance with Portia da Costa and Madelynne Ellis PortiaDaCosta.com
MadelynneEllis.com


July 12:
Workshop: Book Signing 101: Tips to Help Make your Signing a Success by Jackie Kessler JackieKessler.com
Q&A: Legal Issues for Writers by Amanda Brice AmandaBrice.com


July 13:
Workshop: What to Expect After You Sign the Contract by Marley Gibson MarleyGibson.com
Q&A: TBA (either with an agent from the Larsen-Pomada Agency or a panel on multi-cultural romance)


July 14:
Workshop: Sasha White (topic TBA) Sasha White
Q&A: How To Write Both YA and Adult Romance by Berta Platas BertaPlatas.com


July 15:
Workshop: Trim That Fatty Writing! by Rhonda Stapleton RhondaStapleton.net
Q&A: TBA (either with an agent from the Larsen-Pomada Agency or a panel on multi-cultural romance)

We also have loads of great giveaways, including books, critiques, coaching, and more!

Monday, June 25, 2007

Monday Meme

I snagged this from Larissa Ione. Even though it's 10:30, I said, "Ooh, cake!"

(My m-i-l made banana pudding -- one of my all-time favorite desserts -- yesterday. Sans meringue even!)

You Are Strawberry Cake

Fresh, sassy, and romantic.
You're a total flirt, who never would turn down a sugary treat.
Occasionally you're a bit moody - but you usually stay sweet!

Monday, June 18, 2007

Rejections are Hard

Not just for authors.

When I, as an author, receive a rejection, I am upset. Not upset enough to write and tell that so-and-so editor she will rue the day she rejected me. I still record it in my handy-dandy submission log, give a little sigh, and (hopefully) move on to the next project.

Because I'm such a stickler for guidelines (read 'em, people!), I don't have several e-publishers looking at one manuscript at one time. I follow guidelines to the letter, and my fingernails pay the price until I receive word.

Take now, for instance.

There's a short story with my name (well, my pen name) on it in queue in an editor's inbox. The editor confirmed receipt with a short note that she'd get back in touch in July. July?!?! That's weeks from now. But, editors are people too.

I hate writing rejections. Rejection is just so...ugh. Especially when I like a story. Those are the worst rejections to write, in my opinion. And I feel like a complete and total P. O. S. by saying "it's not right for us at this time" which, in all honesty, is the truth.

So the next time you're cursing an editor to high heaven for rejecting you, take heart. Rejection ain't easy for anyone.

Monday Meme

What Your Favorite Color Purple Says About You:

Intuitive --- Seeking --- Creative
Kind --- Self-Sacrificing --- Growth Oriented
Strong --- Very Wise --- Rare

Monday, June 11, 2007

Monday Meme

You are Milk Chocolate

A total dreamer, you spend most of your time with your head in the clouds.
You often think of the future, and you are always working toward your ideal life.
Also nostalgic, you rarely forget a meaningful moment... even those from long ago.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Book # 12 -- Wild, Wicked and Wanton




Three friends...three secret desires...three chances to make it all come true.

They're inseparable best friends who delight in sharing their wildest secrets and dares. But their latest bet is the boldest one of all: each must sleep with whomever the other two have chosen for her. And come back with every juicy detail...

WILD
Abby married the town bad boy. And he lived up to his reputation, bedding any woman who let her guard down. She swore off men for good, but never counted on a pair of sexy veterinarians who are fulfilling a desire of their own.

WICKED
Blaire is the town heartbreaker. Afraid to commit, she's broken off three engagements. Yet there's one man she never had the courage to bed. The one man she really loved. But now, the decision is out her hands.

WANTON
Callie is the sensible one....but beneath it all she's a true romantic, with the broken heart to prove it. Now her long-dormant fantasies may be getting a workout. A new man enters her life and everything about him is irresistible.


The Book Geek Says: Jaci's Summer Heat was the first erotic romance I ever read way back in 2005. And while I like her demons, I'm glad she's writing sexy and ultra-steamy once again. You cannot go wrong with Wild, Wicked and Wanton -- it's h-o-t!!

Book #13 -- Gentle's Holler

The sixties may have come to other parts of North Carolina, but with Mama pregnant again, Daddy struggling to find work, and nine siblings underfoot, nobody in the holler has much time for modern-day notions. Especially not twelve-year-old Livy Two, aspiring songwriter and self-appointed guardian of little sister Gentle, whose eyes “don’t work so good yet.” Even after a doctor confirms her fears, Livy Two is determined to make the best of Gentle’s situation and sets out to transform the family’s scrappy dachshund into a genuine Seeing Eye dog. But when tragedy strikes, can Livy Two continue to stay strong for her family?


The Book Geek Says: I saw a review of Gentle's Holler posted on LiveJournal, and I knew I had to read it. Certainly worth the couple of hours I spent reading. There's not a bad word I can say about this book. Go read it -- now!!

Monday, June 4, 2007

Monday Meme

I'm feeling a bit like Oscar the Grouch today. Don't you hate it when that happens?

Your 1996 Theme Song Is: Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something

And I said "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Vacation is GREAT!

My husband and I went away for our anniversary over the weekend. Technically speaking, my last vacation was 2 years ago -- we went to the Outer Banks. I've been off from work for other things, but I've always had to go back either later that day or the following day.

We went to Williamsburg, Jamestown and Yorktown. Yes, I *am* a geek. Thanks for asking!! For our honeymoon, I wanted to drive the River Road from New Orleans to Baton Rouge and tour plantations. We went to Panama City Beach instead.

We had a good time in Williamsburg. It's nice to get away for a few days. Though if you saw my desk and my e-mail inbox(es), you'd wonder if the time off was worth it.

I'm already looking forward to my next vacation -- Walt Disney World, 2009. Bring on those teacups!!!

Monday, May 21, 2007

Monday Meme

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English

30% Dixie

10% Upper Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Midwestern


'Cause "Y'all" does just roll off the tip of my tongue!

Book # 11 -- Magic Study

You know your life is bad when you miss your days as a poison taster . . .

With her greatest enemy dead, and on her way to be reunited with the family she'd been stolen from long ago, Yelena should be pleased. But though she has gained her freedom, she can't help feeling isolated in Sitia. Her Ixian background has changed her in many ways -- and her newfound friends and relatives don't think it's for the better . . .

Despite the turmoil, she's eager to start her magic training -- especially as she's been given one year to harness her power or be put to death. But her plans take a radical turn when she becomes involved with a plot to reclaim Ixia's throne for a lost prince -- and gets entangled in powerful rivalries with her fellow magicians.

If that wasn't bad enough, it appears her brother would love to see her dead. Luckily, Yelena has some old friends to help her with all her new enemies . . .


The Book Geek Says: I'm so mad I have to wait until February 2008 (!) to read the next in the series Fire Study. Maybe not as good as Poison Study but still an enjoyable read. Certainly enough to make me want more from this interesting world.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Holy Moly!

The shizz has hit the fan e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e!! Somebody share some happy news, please.


ETA: Amanda Young tagged me, and I finally thought of 8 things about myself (see previous post). It took me almost a week!! I'm just not that interesting, people.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Tagged!

Amanda Young tagged me!! The nerve! *grin*

1. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
2. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
3. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.




I bite my fingernails. My dad bit his fingernails so I picked up that little habit from him. When I was younger, my mother threatened to put various substances on or under my nails to get me to stop.

My most favorite movie is Gone With the Wind. Scarlett O'Hara has helped me through some rough times. Some may think she's bitchy but oh how I love her!

I'm double-jointed, though not nearly as much as I used to be. Getting old does that to a person.

It's impossible for me to choose a favorite book. My tastes are so diverse and I read things in many different genres. In the Top 5, however, are Gone With the Wind, Absalom! Absalom!, The Sound and the Fury, Oral History and North and South.

In high school, my knee caps popped out of place a lot which would cause me to fall flat on my butt. It was during the time of those commericals featuring an old woman who had fallen and couldn't get up. So, of course, they'd say that every damn time it happened. Yes, my friends had a lot of laughs at my expense.

I'm a klutz. Seriously. This is a trait I think my son has inherited. That poor boy falls down a lot. A couple of days ago, he tripped over his own feet.

My husband and I have been together for 12 years ("living in sin" as my grandmother liked to remind me until we got married 7 years ago). We've moved 5 times, most recently in October. I don't plan to move again.

I'd love to take a Mediterranean cruise.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Book #9 -- Poison Study


About to be executed for murder, Yelena is offered an extraordinary reprieve. She'll eat the best meals, have rooma in the palace--and risk assassination by anyone trying to kill the Commander of Ixia.

And so Yelena chooses to become a food taster. But the chief of security, leaving nothing to chance, deliberately feeds her Butterfly's Dust--and only by appearing for her daily antidote will she delay an agonizing death from the poison.

As Yelena tries to escape her new dilemma, disasters keep mounting. Rebels plot to seize Ixia and Yelena develops magical powers she can't control. Her life is threatened again and choices must be made. But this time the outcomes aren't so clear...




The Book Geek Says: Hurrah for second chances!! I'd checked Poison Study out from the library last year but couldn't get into it. Perhaps I had too many other things on my brain, I don't know. When I picked it up for the second time earlier this year, I couldn't put it down!!

Book #10 -- On Agate Hill




Molly Petree, orphaned by the Civil War, is by her own definition "a spitfire and a burden. I do not care. My family is a dead family, and this is not my home, for I am a refugee girl."

Raised in the ruins of a once prosperous plantation on Agate Hill in North Carolina, she's a refugee who has no interest in self-pity. To document her headstrong life, she collects its artifacts—her lifelong diaries, letters, poems, songs, newspaper clippings, court records, marbles, rocks, dolls, bones (some human, some not).

When a mysterious benefactor appears out of her father's past to rescue her, teenaged Molly Petree never looks back. Taking what she is offered, she saves herself and then risks everything to hold true to her nature and to true love. She casts aside two prosperous, well-born suitors to marry a dashing—and philandering—mountaineer only to be accused of his murder. The end of Molly Petree's story is as unpredictable and as passionate as her own wide-open heart.

Spanning half a century, Lee Smith's portrait of a fiery Southern woman recalls the South from Reconstruction to the Roaring Twenties—and, in the process, gives us Molly Petree, living and breathing, gripping the reader's arm as the story unfolds.



The Book Geek Says: I've only written fan letters to a handful of authors, but Lee Smith was the first. One summer -- after I decided I was going to Ole Miss graduate school to become a Southern Literature expert which, sadly, never happened -- I read everything Lee Smith had ever written. Then I wrote her. Surprise, surprise, she wrote me back. A three-sentence postcard that's tucked away in News of the Spirit. On Agate Hill made me fall in love with her writing all over again.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Monday Meme

You Are Grape

You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that.
People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts.
You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you.
People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Monday Meme

You Should Be a Film Writer

You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Book # 8 -- Parallel Seduction

The author of Parallel Attraction unleashes the next novel in a series about an alternate world, where treachery can destroy the strongest of allies, the most loyal of friendships, and the fiercest of passions...

Warrior Jake Tierny travels back in time to stop a traitor in his beloved king's camp. But when a twist of fate proves the mission unnecessary, Jake is trapped in a time not his own, with friends who cannot learn his true identity.

Scott Dillon may be the king's trusted lieutenant, but he is also a man at war with himself, a human hybrid who refuses to succumb to the Antousian nature he abhors-and that Jake Tierny embodies.

FBI linguist Hope Harper refuses to let near-blindness keep her from joining the Refarians in their war to defend mankind. Yet her sizzling attraction to both Scott and Jake, and the strange memories they share, force all three to question the
core of their beliefs. As their enemies surround them, Hope knows she must choose one man for all time.


The Book Geek Says: I'm lucky enough to call Deidre my friend and have done so for six years. Over the course of those six years, I've read lots of her work, including rough drafts of Parallel Seduction. With complete and total honesty, I can say this is her best work yet. Hope and Scott will grip you from day one, and Jake, well, Jake is in a class by himself.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Monday Meme

What Your Hands Say About You

You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills.

Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you.

Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life.

Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life.