Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said:
'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
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I about fell out of my chair laughing while reading this! Thank you...from someone who married very, very young!
ReplyDeleteLOL! That's probably the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! A great end to a long work day.
ReplyDeleteOmigawd, brilliant. I think I am alarming other coffee shop denizens with my cackling.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Sheer genious! Love it!
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